1. Pesky guys going round the streets selling beers.
What could be more annoying than being able to buy an ice cold Estrella for 1 euro whenever you want? Just leave me alone…ok?
2. The funny architecture…
All those swirls and spires, I just don’t see the point.
3. The incredible variety of seafood dishes will mean you’ll find it impossible to choose what to eat.
4. Troublesome cyclists are everywhere. It’s so cycle friendly you will see a lot of these menaces.
5. Cannabis clubs.
This flagrant abuse of the rules by these dirty hippy criminals makes me sick to my stomach…ahem.
6. The nightclubs play everything from jazz to techno until morning meaning you’ll be constantly exhausted.
7. The free wifi will mean your friends back home will be seething with jealousy due to your unceasing Instagram posts…
8. You will become addicted to Patatas Bravas and come home a stone heavier.
(This is a serious warning).